Josh's first blog post ever: an interview

[the following is the transcript from an interview conversation between Josh and Alizatron]

Aliza: So Josh what should your blogging nickname be?

K+: How about jam jar j?

Aliza: That sounds a little too much like that characters name from Starwars. You know the racist one...?

Josh: Jar Jar Binks.

Aliza: Vetoed.

K+: K-V-Sport? J-V-Jazzer? I like that one?

Aliza: Salsa J?

K+: How about Saucy J? Or J Sauce, which sounds like something Gabey would say. What instrument do you play again?

Aliza: You don't know that?

K+: They're all the same to me.

Josh: I play the spoons.

Aliza: This is getting to long for me to transcribe. Let's just come up with something.

K+: How about J-?

Josh: Ouch.

K+: How about J to the V? How about Jv squared? I still like Maple John.

Josh: Oh Keith.

K+: Oh Maple John. So long.

[K+ leaves for Weshop]

Josh: I like J-Vizzle.

J-Vizzle: The dash is good. Adds a little hardware.


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Alizatron: So back to the original idea for this post. How do you feel about jobs?

J-Vizzle: Hmm. I feel like jobs...suck. But that probably doesn't fit into that elitist intellectual snarky tone of this blog. I should probably find a better way to say that.

Alizatron: Let it be known for the record, that this blog is neither elitist nor intellectual but could at times be called snarky. And yeah, jobs do suck. At least getting a job.

J-Vizzle: Getting job. The process of self-aggrandizement sucks.

Alizatron: I don't know how to spell that. I definitely agree. It's like bragging about yourself and sucking up at the same time.

J-Vizzle: Exactly.

[head nodding]

[laughter]

[more laughter]

And thus ends J-Vizzle's first post ever. Yeay!